為什麼不回訊息？手機燙手放冰箱啦？

Why don‘t you reply？ The phone is hot and put in the refrigerator？

是遊戲的執著還是迷人的初戀，客服回訊息都比你快。

Is the game persistent or charming first love， customer service reply message is faster than you。

連我的訊息都不回，回什麼？回家的誘惑嗎？

Not even my news back， what？ The temptation to go home？

怎麼不回訊息，墳頭訊號不好嗎？

Why don’t you get back the message？ Is the grave signal bad？

手機中毒了嗎，你回個訊息難道要查新華字典嗎？

Is the mobile phone poisoned？ Do you want to check Xinhua dictionary？

回訊息那麼慢，是玩欲擒故縱嗎？弟弟挺狂啊，架子比腳氣都大。

Is it hard to get when the news is so slow？ My brother is very crazy。 His frame is bigger than his feet。

爪子骨折了嗎？我說的這麼不像人話你都聽不懂嗎？

Do you have a broken paw？ You can‘t understand what I’m saying？

你去外星了嗎？一直不回訊息，記得回來給我帶特產。

Have you been to alien？ I haven‘t heard from you。 Please come back and bring me some special products。

天氣有點熱，給你買頂帽子綠色的怎麼樣？

It’s a little hot。 How about a green one？

恭喜你成功訂購了單身狗套餐，如需退訂，請回復“汪汪”。

Congratulations on your successful order of single dog package。 Please reply “Wang Wang” if you want to unsubscribe。

為什麼不回我訊息，你手機充電爆炸了嗎？

Why don‘t you get back to me？ Is your cell phone charging exploding？

訊息回這麼慢，你穿越了？飛鴿傳書？

The news is coming back so slowly， have you crossed？ Flying pigeon？