你永遠叫不醒一個裝睡的人，不過可以關了空除錯試。

You can never wake up a person who pretends to sleep， but you can turn off the air conditioner。

生活小妙招，吃什麼補什麼，夏天吃布丁，蚊子就不叮。

Life tips， eat what make up what， eat pudding in summer， mosquitoes will not。

在嗎我是女媧，我要熱死了，現在給我買個雪糕，我給你捏個物件。

Are you there？ I‘m Nuwa。 I’m going to die of heat。 Now buy me an ice cream and I‘ll make an object for you。

天要再這麼熱下去，恐怕我冰淇淋的身份，就要曝光了。夏天的熱，也只有錢包裡的餘額，能讓我冷靜。

It’s going to be so hot again  ， I‘m afraid the identity of my ice cream is about to be exposed  。 The heat of summer， only the balance in my wallet， can make me calm。

從今天開始，我不再是單身狗，而是熱狗。

From today on， I’m no longer a single dog， but a hot dog。

太熱了，感覺撒點孜然，辣椒麵，我都可以做五花肉了，再加點生菜包著吃。

It‘s too hot。 I feel like I can make streaky pork with cumin and chili noodles， and then I can wrap it with lettuce。

這麼熱的天要是沒你的冷屁股，真是不知道怎麼辦了。

I don’t know what to do without your cold ass on such a hot day。

夏天的風我永遠記得，清清楚楚的說要熱死我。

Summer wind I always remember， clearly said to heat me。

建議把讚美夏天的拉去太陽底下暴曬，夏天就是因為有你們這群腦殘粉，才會肆無忌憚一年來一次，一次來半年。

It is suggested that those who praise summer should be exposed to the sun。 In summer， because of your brain powder， they will be unscrupulous once a year， once for half a year。

老天，你是要讓所有人知道，這個夏天被火焰山承包了！

God， you want to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain！

從前有個小孩在重慶上學，上著上著他就熱死了。

Once upon a time， there was a child who went to school in Chongqing。 He was so hot。

月老：現在找物件都興看星座，不管天冷天熱，一律找水瓶座，解渴。

Yuelao： now looking for objects are interested in looking at constellations， regardless of hot and cold days， all look for Aquarius， thirst。

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